...in our house, it takes the form of this mouse:
(See?!?)
In other homes, perhaps evil arrives in the form of a short
Guatemalan girl
& her obnoxious talking backpack & boot wearing monkey:
In still others, it's this fuzzy red guy who I've PERSONALLY had NIGHTMARES about:
In even others, it's these rainbow colored shirt wearing grown
Australian men who are not only obsessed with 'big red cars' but
who better still, live in a house that talks from it's stove right down to the front door:
And lest we forget this little bit-o-evil who apparently is related to,
twice removed on his father's side- Backpack girl
& swings through the jungle listening to voices from a camera named 'click'
who bears the voice of probably one of
THE MOST OBNOXIOUS ACTRESSES ON THE PLANET!
Girl, even in 'WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP' you didn't do much for me,
you certainly aren't scoring higher with the general public
by hiding behind a cartoon camera lens!
So my question to all of you, is...
WHAT FORM DOES EVIL TAKE IN YOUR HOMES?!?
*disclaimer: I am fully aware of the joy these characters bring to the children of our lives, HOWEVER I am also very aware of the
RIVER DANCE OF PAIN
they each are
capable of doing on every parents LAST NERVE!
To say that some days I want nothing more than to throw myself bodily
from my second story apartment, would be an understatement of
GINORMOUS PROPORTIONS!
A mom's allowed to vent!
PERIOD!
