The epitome of STUPIDITY...
... can sadly be found ALIVE & WELL right here in MA!
If you live around here, you KNOW how friggen windy it's been yesterday & today!
WICKED WINDY!
If you're not from around here, please take my word for it... the wind nearly took Ruby's breath away last night upon exiting the grocery store!
So, knowing how windy it is, and also taking into account that it's OCTOBER IN NEW ENGLAND... one can assume that there are these amazing colorful leaves EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK! Sounding all crisp & crunchy under your feet as you walk around outside... pretty, no?
Well, yes- of COURSE it's pretty but here's where the stupidity comes in:
See this guy? This guy thought he would be brilliant & tackle the leaves on his front walkway...
...UM HELLO, IT'S FALL, IN BOSTON, AND WE'RE EXPERIENCING 50MPH WINDS, DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANYTHING ACCOMPLISHED TODAY ASIDE FROM WASTING TIME, ENERGY & GAS? TWO SECONDS AFTER YOU BLOW THOSE LEAVES OFF YOUR WALKWAY, MOTHER NATURE IS GONNA BLOW EM RIGHT BACK TIMES TEN! Damn EEGITS!
Honest to God, if I'd of had a HELMET, I'd have tossed it his way.
'SHORT BUS LEAF BLOWER'
*sigh*
If you live around here, you KNOW how friggen windy it's been yesterday & today!
WICKED WINDY!
If you're not from around here, please take my word for it... the wind nearly took Ruby's breath away last night upon exiting the grocery store!
So, knowing how windy it is, and also taking into account that it's OCTOBER IN NEW ENGLAND... one can assume that there are these amazing colorful leaves EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK! Sounding all crisp & crunchy under your feet as you walk around outside... pretty, no?
Well, yes- of COURSE it's pretty but here's where the stupidity comes in:
See this guy? This guy thought he would be brilliant & tackle the leaves on his front walkway......UM HELLO, IT'S FALL, IN BOSTON, AND WE'RE EXPERIENCING 50MPH WINDS, DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANYTHING ACCOMPLISHED TODAY ASIDE FROM WASTING TIME, ENERGY & GAS? TWO SECONDS AFTER YOU BLOW THOSE LEAVES OFF YOUR WALKWAY, MOTHER NATURE IS GONNA BLOW EM RIGHT BACK TIMES TEN! Damn EEGITS!
Honest to God, if I'd of had a HELMET, I'd have tossed it his way.
'SHORT BUS LEAF BLOWER'
*sigh*
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