Ruby: "Hi, and welcome to Breakfast with BEAR! This morning's menu choices include Cheerios, organic whole milk in an avent sippy, organic apple yogurt from Yo-Baby, and apples & cinnamon oatmeal courtesy of Quaker! Come in & sit a spell!"
Bear: "hmm, what's that Ruby?"
Ruby: "be patient my friend, it's a CHEERIO! It's good, trust me..."
Ruby: "Here, you try it... I PROMISE it's good stuff!"
Bear: " MMmmm THAT WAS GOOD!"
Ruby: "Wasn't it?? I TOLD YA SO! Cheerios ROCK!"
Ruby: " Ok, so let's try you on some Oatmeal now, this was my favorite breakfast food in China and still is to this day! It's good SCHTUFF!! Give it a 'go' Bear!"
Bear: "Do I really have a choice? She's stuffing that spoon in my face!"
Ruby: " Yeah, she does that sometimes... just go with it, she means well."
Ruby: "Awww Ebenezer, don't STARE at me when I'm eating, you KNOW you get me feelin' all GUILTY n'stuff!!!"
Bear: "Ruby, if Ebby's not gonna eat those Cheerios, can I have em'?"
Ruby: "Hey Momma, THIS is what the PATRIOTS should've done more of last night, right?"
Ruby: " I know, I'm funny, but hey... it's the TRUTH! They played great ALL SEASON & then BLEW IT LAST NIGHT WHEN IT COUNTED! Well, spit happens!"
Bear: "Uh, Ruby, you're kinda squishing me down here... "
Ruby: "Ok so I guess Breakfast with Bear is over since I'm apparently hurting my friend, I think maybe it's time for Bear & I to go play with Momma!
Tune in later for MORE EXCITING ADVENTURES OF RUBY & BEAR!!"
Bear: "s'bout time! ... can you get your elbow off my head please?"