Things NOT To Do In Front Of Your 3 Year Old...

...bases loaded, Jason Varitek's up at bat.
Without thinking, Momma spurts out:
"Baw chicka wah wowwww"
(porn music)



Sorry but it's AUTOMATIC!
I LOVE THAT MAN!
*my hormones go WILD*
moving on...

Ruby, notices Momma's little song & proceeds to attempt her own version of it:

"...chicka chicka beh bow!"

GOOD LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE!

*sigh*

(Ruby's laughter can be heard throughout the apartment...)
Kristen nearly pissed herself & last I knew,
was still on the floor in the fetal position...

...GOOD TIMES!

(Clearly I'm just days away from earning that "Mother Of The Year" award)

NOT!