Thanks Mom...

Things I learned from Mom:

My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

My mother taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me about FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me about IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't
exaggerate!"

My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

*Thanks to Auntie Jen for sending that to us in an email, what a RIOT!*
(LOVE YOU MOM!!!)

... and, oh yeah-
Today is my parent's 36th wedding anniversary... incredible huh?
36 years is hard to comprehend but I'm guessing with the way you two are still in love, and still hold hands and still laugh alot, that they flew by with ease... (especially after I came along, right?) hehehe
Ruby and I love you both so very much!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!

=)