To My BESTEST FRIEND on her BIRTHDAY!!!

Yup, that's right, it's NOT JUST VALENTINE'S DAY for me, in fact, I don't much care for this holiday really, except that it happens to be my BEST FRIENDS aka: Mrs.Elvis BIRTHDAY!!!

(here's a pic of us back in the day with me at my highest weight ever, it's ugly people, don't look too long at me but CHECK OUT MY BESTEST BUD JEN!!! ! Aint' she CUTE!!!)


I won't say how old she is because that would be impolite, but for those of you fond of math, let's say I'm going to turn 34 this year, perhaps we'd like to take 2 of those years away and we MIGHT come out with a number similar to 32? Perhaps, but then again we all know I was never very good at math!
(lunch, now there's a subject I never failed, I mean christ, LOOK AT ME!!!) hehehe

Anyhoo, so HERE'S A GREAT BIG SHOUT OUT TO MY BESTEST FRIEND / LIBRARIAN/ PUGGLE MOMMY/ LATE NIGHT PHONE CHAT BUDDY/ INFO FINDER/ KNITTING PARTNER/ MASTER BAKERY CHEF ALA'EASY BAKE... (pause)

A few birthday's ago I bought Jen her VERY FIRST Easy Bake Oven, THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS HER FIRST! SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE AS A CHILD! (Cheryl, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING NOT BUYING YOUR CHILD AN EASY BAKE OVEN@#$@#$%#$%^) I'll have to talk to her about that LATER!
Anyhoo, Jen got STRAIGHT TO WORK & put this bad boy together & PROMPTLY MADE THE MOST DELICIOUS BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH A LIGHTBULB THAT I'VE EVER TASTED!
Who says Betty Crocker has to have all the fun, GIVE MY GIRL A LIGHTBULB & A CAKE MIX WHERE YOU JUST ADD WATER & VOILA', INSTANT BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!

(un-pause)...CROSS STITCH TEACHER/ EAR TO LEND/ SHOULDER TO CRY ON/ BESTEST BUDDY I COULD EVER HOPE FOR IN A MILLION YEARS!!!!!!!!!!

(I'll give you all time to get some tissue now...)

SO PLEASE JOIN ME IN SHOUTING THREE CHEERS FOR JEN!!!!!!!!!!!


<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3>HIP HIP HORRAYYYYYYYYYYYY
HIP HIP HORRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HIP HIP HORRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I call dib's on your SPANKINGS!)

*evilgrin*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Let's all WISH MY GOOD BUDDY JEN A VERY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY SHALL WE? SHE LOVES GETTING COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO BRING ON THE BIRTHDAY CHEER!!! =)

After all, I know not all of you have a 'valentine' so what else have you got to do today, right? LOL
WISH MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD A HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
please? =)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO