Friday, February 17, 2006

CSI: Beverly (eppisode 01: the kissing bear bandit)


Innocent? Perhaps, until proven:
GUILTY AS CHARGED!

The Scene: My Livingroom
The Crime: Momma's WILLIAM BEAR is STOLEN!
The Thief: One much loved, very cute, very short Asian girl
The Victim: One very old, very mushed up, very weathered looking William Bear.
The time: Immediately following a morning nap...

Here we see the victim being taken in broad daylight almost as if to say:
"Ya snooze ya loose Momma, William bear is MINE !!"


Flaunting her score, the short asian continually KISSES her victim REPEATEDLY much to his dismay!


Without a snowball's chance in hell of escaping, the victim has no other choice but to succumb to the advances of his captor... and man does she mean BUSINESS!


Kisses upon kisses are forcefully placed all over our victim as he is held tight in the
'Smooching Death Grip"


A sneaky move on her part!
Poor guy barely stands a CHANCE!


WAIT!! WHAT'S THIS?
IN A BRAVE MOVE BY OUR VICTIM, HE SEES AN OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE WHEN HE SEES THAT HIS CAPTOR IS LAUGHING AT SOMETHING SILLY ON THE TV, TRYING WITH ALL HIS MIGHT HE LEAPS TO HIS SAFETY !!
HE'S FREE!!!!!!!!!


Realizing that she's ultimately LOST at her attempt to steal her Momma's Beloved William Bear, the short asian returns to the love of her faithful but somewhat jaded friend, Bear.

It's gonna take alot of kisses on her part to win back his love & trust I'm guessing!

CASE CLOSED!
*grin*

1 comment:

Donna said...

What a cute post. I'm sure glad that Bear won out in the end...even if it's because William Bear escaped. :)